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Capitaltexasflag_max50

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Have a favorite quote? Funny, Uplifting, Strong, Pride... We all need a little inspiration!!! My mom sent me this and i just had to share.. its now my new "MOTTO"


 


Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says, "Oh sh*t.... she's awake!"


 


HAHA!! LOVE IT!!


~~~In God we trust, All others we run through NCIC ~~~

~~~'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

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Love that quote!!!  LOL


Have a great day and keep safe!
Judy

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Is hard to leave a footprint if you are always walking on eggshells.

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Remember there is no right way to do a wrong thing.

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"There are three sides to every  story, yours, mine and what really happened"

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Live like there is no tomorrow.  This ain't no dress rehearsal.

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"He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it."


MLK Jr. 1958

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When life hands you lemons, cut them up..............and squeeze them into life's eyes


"What intelligence please show it to me so I can insult it properly"~KSP494

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There are three kinds of lies.  A lie, a damned lie, and a statistic.  Benjamin Disraeli


Go out today and preach the gospel, and if you must, use words. St. Francis of Assisi

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I love this one from my traffic enforcement days: RADAR spelled backwards is RADAR. We have you going and coming!!!


"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt"

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If at first you don't succeed....destroy all evidence you tried.


"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Chief Brody (played by Roy Scheider)



I'm not "really" a troll....I just love changing my avatar... because...
Psychotics build castles in the air, Neurotics live in those castles, and Psychiatrists collect the rent.

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Life's not fair.  Get used to it now.

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Tact~ The ability to tell someone to take a flying f * * * in such a way that they want run right out to buy a plane ticket.


KSP494
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PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!

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Good judgment comes from Experience, and a lotta that comes from Bad judgment


Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

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I have found little that is good about human beings on the whole. In my experience most of them are trash, no matter  weather they publicly subscribe to this or  that ethical doctrine or to none at all. That is something you cannot say aloud, or perhaps even think. -Sigmund freud.

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Live for nothing, die for something! Rambo


I love each day like its my last! Why do we are have to be so serious?

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 All the worlds' indeed a stage and we are merely players...

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"Sometimes nothing can be a pretty cool hand".....

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My daddy always told me, "All big boys ain't men!"

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"Some people are just gobbled up by the dumba$$."

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When you finally get to where you are going. You will have already been where you really wanted to be. So slow down and enjoy the ride.


AARGH ye be prepared to kiss the gunners daughter if I be crossed

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My great grand-father use to say:


You can find a good buscuit in the trash can...but that aint the place to look for one.


Now I now what he meant.

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I keep a word doc that has various qoutes that I like.  I must admit that Taffy , and Sipowitz I have placed yours on my page now.  Here are a few of my favorites.  My Sig is one of them.


To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice. ~Confucius


 Cogito, ergo armatum sum: I think, therefore I am armed.

 

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."--Albert Einstein

 

Avoid, Disengage and Escape

 

."In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is." - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut



"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig

was committed'."
-unknown

 

"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich."

"You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong."

 "You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift."

 "You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down."

 "You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred."

 "You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence."

 "You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves."

 

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

 

"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world.  I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it!"  

- Barack Obama 

 

"Speed is fine, but accuracy is final!" Bill Jordan (speedshooter)

 

Stay safe and check your six. If that doesn't work, stand up and shoot everything in front of you.

 

 


For every hundred men 90 are just targets, 9 are the real fighters and we are proud to have them for they make the battle, ah but 1, 1 is a warrior and will bring others back
-unknown-

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"No man is above the law and no man is below it, nor do we ask any man's permission when we require him to obey it.  Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." - Theodore Roosevelt, Third Annual Message to Congress December 7, 1903


BUMP to Teddy!!!!!


Sgt. Gilpin

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Another favorite of mine is, "Luck is when Opportunity meets Preperation!" (sorry Author unknown)


Sgt. Gilpin

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"When we get in the $hit I am am gonna come out stinking with ya!"

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It isn't always being fast, or even accurate that counts. It's being willing.


I found out early that most men regardless of casuse or need aren't willing


They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger.  I won't


-John Wayne "The Shootist"-

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mmmm says ...



Live like there is no tomorrow.  This ain't no dress rehearsal.



Yeah, Man.....It's a good one...! 

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"Courage is endurance for one minute more." ~ a Marine in Vietnam

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If 911 doesn't work, 357 will.


I'm a 5 star hotel at 3 star prices.

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